Jeffrey Scharf
When Hell Freezes Over v 1.0
Lyrics
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER

I had your call screened
To my message machine
After we broke up last night.
You were apologizin'
With more three-timin' lies an'
Still trying to turn wrong into right.

Well, you're packaged real nice.
With your charm, once or twice,
I thought maybe you were the one.
But now I see through,
See all I mean to you
Is a chance for a notch in your gun.

When Hell freezes over,
Guess who I'm gonna call.
When trees go bare in summer
And leaves turn green in fall,
When the desert's wet and the ocean's dry,
When eagles crawl and pigs can fly,
It's good to know where you'll reside
When Hell freezes over.

I know that you're not
Gonna give me much thought.
Honey, I'm not that naive.
I'm one more tall tale
About hunting for quail.
How you love 'em and leave.

A joke for your friends.
That's how our story ends.
The devil has you in tow.
I won't be the first
To wish you the worst
And tell you where you can go -

CHORUS
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Jeffrey Scharf
Music Credits: Jeffrey Scharf
Metadata
Song Length: 2:06
Primary Genre: Country-General
Secondary Genre: Country-Contemporary
Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal: Female Vocal
Subject Matter 1: Breaking Up
Subject Matter 2: Bad Love
Mood 1: Infuriated
Mood 2: Outraged
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later